A Caelan is a big beast that can't see his own penis from his beer belly that a caelan has had since the age of 5
by UwuKitten69420 January 15, 2023
like the male version but for them females who have the great fortune of being named caelan. as a female named caelan, everything is true, for the most part. but instead of huge cocks we have big asses and curvaceous bodies. usually not straight whether that be bi, pan, or full on gay.. you got it whether u admit to it or not. we have double digit body counts too. jk thats a lie. its only 9.
by c-swizzleswifty April 19, 2021
Caelan, he has extra chromies when he's with the homies, absolutely shocking, he loves barbie dolls and loves to play fortnite.
by SuckMyToes22 March 8, 2023
Caelan has the largest cock known to man, and knows how to use it. He has given more women orgasms than there are on the planet. He is the sexiest person to anybody who has ever met him, and he is also considered a sex god by all. He is strong as fuck and gets all the ladies he wants, but he chooses the best one.
by kingtrickster November 25, 2021
Caelan is a Gaelic name that refers to a strong warriors. Caelan can be used for both boy and girl names. Caelan’s are down to earth and caring. They can be quiet and shy around strangers but with friends they really know how to party. Caelan is the type of girl who is sexy, intelligent, and gives the best advice. If you just need to rant Caelan’s your girl. They love sports and watching tv, but most of all they love to travel with their friends. Don’t get on Caelan’s bad side or they will come for you. Caelan’s take no one’s BS and are ready to fight for what they believe in. Caelan’s will always be there for you no matter what.
by squidpoop01 November 23, 2021
Caelan is a Gaelic name that refers to a strong warriors. Caelan can be used for both boy and girl names. Caelan’s are down to earth and caring. They can be quiet and shy around strangers but with friends they really know how to party. Caelan is the type of girl who is sexy, intelligent, and gives the best advice. If you just need to rant Caelan’s your girl. They love sports and watching tv, but most of all they love to travel with their friends. Don’t get on Caelan’s bad side or they will come for you. Caelan’s take no one’s BS and are ready to fight for what they believe in.
by squidpoop01 November 23, 2021
A weird Malaysian person who has no life and plays most of his time at home all alone with no one. Plays disgusting games like Apex legends and shows off stuff like his new xbox. A.k.a a sad lonley loser
by jedewe October 18, 2022