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dirk caber 

The best gay porn star ever. He teaches young twinks and straighties the ways of muscley gayness. He likes to lick warm cum off of his fuckerees.
The boys and I were jerking off to that Dirk Caber scene last night. He made us cum so hard.
dirk caber by Dirk Caber’s Bae December 3, 2017

toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank
Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

tossing the caber 

a scottish highlands sport whereby one has to throw an enormous tree trunk as far as possible
"blimey sean, is that 'harry the horse' tossing the caber?"
"nah, it's alec having a wank"
tossing the caber by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

Dragging The Caber

When an exceptionally well-endowed man wears a kilt in the traditional style and ends up dragging the tip of his member through the dirt.
Abe took me to the Highland Games where we both wore traditional Scottish dress. It wasn't until I looked back and saw the trench between his footprints that I realized Abe had been dragging the caber for the last half mile.

is kiber es caber 

1: Dude you know I really love you?
2: is kiber es caber
1: What?
Assuming that every Cab Driver who is Middle Eastern has the first name of Habeeb/Habib. The word is a combination of Cab and first name.
I grabbed a Taxi and Cabeeb took me downtown.
Cabeeb by will bitten October 10, 2016