CPU

Computing processor unit- the cpu process the code given to it.

"Bro what cpu do you have?"

by ||NoisyTexas|| April 12, 2015

cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 28, 2003

cpu

CPU is a standard term for Central Processing Unit, which is also called the Processor of the computer.

how much ghz is ur cpu?

by <(( ^_^ ))> August 1, 2003

cpu

Processor

My CPU burned yesterday :-((

by Sonik December 5, 2006

cpu

C.P.U. stands for Captured Penguins unite

teacher: what does cpu stand for?
me: i know, its captured penguins unite. gosh i'm smart.
teacher: not really but okay.
me: so i'm not right no but its creative

be creative... cpu, captured penguins unite or your friends have been caught.

by t-man December 5, 2006

cpu

Central Processing Unit. The 4th most important specification of a computer, behind: 1. Video Card, 2. Front Side Bus (connected to your CPU, but not the same)and 3. RAM (seep and size

"My goddamned celeron 2.6Ghz actually gives less performance than a PIII 800!!! WTF!"

by KillaKilla December 3, 2003

cpu

Central Programming Unit. A piece of hardware located on your pentum motherboard that is used to combat people online to steal megahurtz. It does this by finding the IP of their hard drive

"No Blaezenfury, you use the CPU to steal megahurtz."

by jimmyw404 August 12, 2005