CAB

Acronym for Choke A Bitch. Introduced to mainstream by Wayne Brady during a skit on "Chappelle's Show"

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Choke A Bitch?

by Philipp July 20, 2005

CAB

short for Crusty Ass Bitch: dirty/skanky/slutty bitch that is used up or been around.

This club sucks, it's CAB central up in this bitch. looks like hookers get in free tonight!

by sjhdjhjbhdbjhjk December 23, 2009

CAB

CAB is a Cute Asian Boy. Used for an Asian guy between 16 and 30 who is hot. Can be nerd hot, but the guy must have a good haircut /style.

Giselle: Did you see that guy by the door? His hair is gorgeous.
Maria: Yeah, what a CAB!

by Kohlsong October 22, 2008

CAB

Acronym for "Cute Awkward Boy", referring to the type of guy, typically (but not necessarily) of the emo persuasion, whose presence almost demands an "AAWWWWW!"
Once a boy discovers he is a CAB, he may intentionally play up his awkward or goofy qualities and/or facial expressions so as to draw the attention of teenage girls.

Example 1
girl 1: "I love Jack Barakat of All Time Low."
girl 2: "I know, he is such a CAB."

Example 2
girl 1: "Did you see that CAB over by the merch table?"
girl 2: "I just wanted to grab him and pick him up like a baby!"

by ChristopherMike December 24, 2009

CAB

Clingy Ass Bitch.

Dam bro she's a cab, she needs to go.

Erick: Dam bro Jay needs to go shes a cab.

Josh: Yeah im tired of her shit, shes off the roster.

by chex_drh September 2, 2010

CAB

Cock And Balls

His CAB were so huge that they made a bulge in his pants.

by Minecraft1238 February 3, 2019

CAB

Acronym for Crash and Burn; Can be used to describe a burnout or a tenacious hangover

"I CAB'd last night...how much did I drink?"
"It's a shame when such promising students CAB under pressure"

by Michael De May 24, 2008