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Bruce Wayne 

Bruce Wayne.

(1) Batman.

(2) Slang for "brew swayin'". The act of swaying around after a few brews, or the man who does so.
(1) FACT: The Green Hornet & Kato kicked Batman & Robin's ass -- on the BATMAN TV show.

(2) Andy and Barney like to take Otis out drinking with them, because he entertains everyone with his Bruce Wayne walk, and his Bud Wiser talk. Later his speech degenerates to Bud Wisecracker, and, eventually, Bud Stupider, until he stumbles himself into the jail cell and passes out for a good night's sleep on a vomit soaked cement floor.
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bruce wayne 

A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.
I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"
bruce wayne by Evolewshun October 21, 2007

Bruce Wayne 

Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.
This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021

Bruce wayne 

As badass a name as Bruce Lee for a kid, Bruce Wayne was a guy who could destroy a dojo, building, alleyway, or city full of motherfuckers. Bruce Wayne was a legend, ninja, billionaire playboy and firefighters all in one. He had state of the art gadgets, explosive powders, money, cars, and a suit that could stop about anything but point blank shots. He came closer to flying than Bruce Lee did.
Bruce Wayne was a one man army funded by himself. If he was real, he's be whooping ha rules ass worse than tupac would if he was alive.
Bruce wayne by Solid Mantis January 20, 2019

Bruce Wayne 

These lame Bruce Waynes stay mad at me.
Bruce Wayne by James Wong September 27, 2005

Bruce Wayne 

the nickname to christian boulio as his addition to batfleck
Bruce Wayne by Galvaman May 29, 2016

Bruce Wayne 

Bruce Wayne is the man who is watching all criminals in Gotham City. He has pointy ears and wears a cool black fabric on his back. HE IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT BATMAN. He is Bruce Wayne.
Who's Batman Oh it can't be Bruce Wayne!
Bruce Wayne by Not Santiago January 11, 2017