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"Who's Brotherly Vlogs?"
"A Crappy Youtuber."

by didnot poop April 11, 2017

Brotherly constriction

Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.

Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*

Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"

by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 17, 2019

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Brotherly Love

While embracing one's brother in a brotherly hug and wearing matching green tux ensembles, two girls are pleasured thoroughly. The position is as follows, simply known as the brosis double cheeseburger: older brother on bottom, younger sister on top of him, yellow blanket on top of her (acts as cheese in metaphorical double cheeseburger), older sister on top of the blanket, then younger brother. There is to be no blinking while in the act, and eyes must be as wide open as possible, staring directly at one's brother.
Consent is not necessary...as a matter of fact it is discouraged

"dude, my bro and i pulled the brotherly love on these two sisters last thursday after math class"
"with the green tuxes?!?!"
"yeah man, they weren't green by the end though..."

by Therapist Kurt February 5, 2009

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