British People

People who the Americans sometimes like to poke fun at, but the British can't really hear it over their FREE healthcare.

British People - I think an American was trying to insult me for being British the other day, but I couldn't really hear him over my FREE healthcare.

by ed6322 December 5, 2010

British People

A very strange lot of fellows who love to play Xbox live all day and talk about how fat and worthless the americans are, while they themselves don't know anything about who they are talking to. Usually the most smug and obnoxious ones are the kids, the ones who think they know everything and make very outrageous claims like no other. No one likes a smug british person.

I was playing Call of Duty 4 and some British Person, and his party of British People, started yelling at me about my mom. I think they were about 10-8 years old or something.

by BRITHATA36 September 21, 2008

British People

A word to discriminate against Reality

Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people

by britishlover6942023 February 2, 2022

British People

People who talk funny

Guy: hey look at those british people across the street
British person 1: it's chewsday innit
British person 2: righ
Guy: lol stupid

by Long Sohn Jilvers June 17, 2020

British People

Little cunts that whine over if the cream goes first on the scone or the jam goes first. And only appreciates if someone had broken something or embarrassed themselves by yelling “WYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!” and others joining in.

Hey! Do you see those British people there? What a bunch of whinny twats!

by max the cake fairy March 15, 2018

british people

People who are born in the U.K who have no teeth and have weird accents. Their only comeback is “AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP.”

“I was talking to a british person and he is extremely gay and sucks big hard black penis.” “Well next time tell him he has no teeth and has a weird accent” “Okay” 5 hours later… “He said AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP!” Yeah that’s british people for you… They dont have any other comebacks.

by feddy124 April 18, 2022

british people

Our brothers from across the pond. They have funny accents and like to drink hot tea. Somewhat bitter about losing the American Revolution. Most Brits are extremely liberal like our sisters from up north (Canada). They don't take too kindly to our "rights to bear arms" and usually address the subject of Americans as "Bastards!" and/or "ignorant fools". They gave us The Beatles, The Office, "Charlie" from LOST and well Ozzy Osbourne. :)
EXAMPLE:
(Sharon's dog pees on the carpet)
OZZY: "Who pissed? Who pissed on my ***** ***** carpet!you f**** **(BEEP)**** ***(BEEP)***********(BEEP)***********."

British people: "I got a flat for let"
American: "WHAT?"
British people: "Sorry, I have an apartment that's for sale"

Guy1:What kind of sick people came up with the Spice Girls?
Guy2:British People
Guy1: Oh..that explains a lot.

by iHEARTbrits September 27, 2007