The town I grew up in. It's legendary for the amount of pubs they managed to squeeze into a small area, but bugger all else. Dont bother going into the independant games shop, the owner is a git and he'll try to rip you off.
"I got totaly lashed in brentwood on friday... lets just say that its now a traffic cone free area."
by SiRuS January 5, 2004
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Brentwood is a town in the suburbs of the San Francisco Bay Area with excellent schools and almost no crime. From the 1970s through the 1990s, Brentwood was an agricultural town that grew produce that was a favorite of Alice Waters and used in her restaurant, Chez Panisse in Berkeley. Of course, Brentwood was an agricultural town before the 1970s as well. Around 2000, developers wanting to capitalize on the good schools and vineyards, built many homes, golf courses, and retail lifestyle centers in Brentwood. The developers publicly stated that they wanted to transform Brentwood into the "new Danville" and have pretty much achieved their goal. In 2007, the median income of Brentwood, $100K, surpassed that of Walnut Creek. Favorite places of Brentwood residents include Trader Joe's, Peet's Coffee, Bluefin Sushi, Caps restaurant, and Hiro's (a Japanese restaurant established by the former chef "to the stars" from the MGM Grand Las Vegas). Presently under construction are REI, Tommy Bahama, and Abercrombie & Fitch. BMWs, Mercedes, and Audis are popular and one occasionally sees Ferraris and Lamborghinis on the streets.
Many high schoolers in Brentwood have new cars and are consumption and status oriented. Houses have home theaters, wine cellars, and swimming pools. Many teens know how to play golf, sail, and feel pressure from their parents about getting into good universities.
by Michele Marshall January 20, 2008
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the place were a nigga cant go nowhere without da copz all up on they asses. if uz a white boy/girl and u walkin around in brentwood with out a bodyguard u probably get mugged nd raped.

everyone livin up in b-wood is an ex-convict and will shoot a whiteboy on site.
tons of gangs reside in the heart of brentwood lyk:
crips, bloodz, ms-13, nd street gangs
whiteguy: hey lets go down to brentwood and dodge some bullets?
whiteguy2: alright. i could use the practice anyway!
by 301king August 20, 2009
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boring gay lame place in eastbay surounded by farms with fat people and nothing to do !!
breh stay out of brentwood or you get you ass bored
by oldtimr April 28, 2011
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The Form of currency used in the very wealthy Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles. 1 Brentwood buck is equal to 10 US dollars. The currency is accepted at various stores and restaurants in Brentwood, including but no limited to, lulu lemon, yoga smoga, blow dry bar, and many others.

Brentwood girl: Daddy could I have 10 Brentwood bucks to go buy a Cartier love bracelet?
Brentwood Dad: Sweetie they don't take Brentwood bucks in the palisades ,you will have to use the United States dollar.

Brentwood girl: eww you mean the money people east of the 405 use?
Non Brentwood girl: omg the new iphone is so expensive it's 300 dollars!
Brentwood girl : that's cheap, it's only 30 Brentwood bucks!
by Brentwood resident September 12, 2015
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A Brentwood Hello is what it is called when a woman wakes up a man by fellatio.
Feeling something, i opened my eyes one morning only to be on the recieving end of a brentwood hello.
by Cynikal January 3, 2005
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A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California
Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"
by spacecakebrian June 11, 2010
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