Blaked

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.

Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.

by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014

Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

by The Norwaig December 3, 2015

Blaked

To be told your doing a great job at work for months only to be fired out of the blue for no reason.

He was doing a great job at work and then our troll manager just blaked him for no reason

by Satchofthemoe April 17, 2018

Blaked

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.

Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.

by Tbheadmaster November 16, 2017

Blaked

When someone gets fired from their job and walked out by the police after calling the boss a cocksucker.

When he came in he got blaked. Josh called the cops and he was gone.

by capt. jr April 27, 2009

No Blake

No cap/ not lying

mom: you and your friends are up next with this rappin shit

me: no blake

by watsiah March 27, 2022

Blaking

the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.

Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.

by Emonster17 December 1, 2010