Berg

A noun; A DUDE BRO who resembles a chod by stature and one who appreciates steroids and weights over a pair of tits. This is a man who is often found performing homosexual acts; but he escapes being called gay by clinching his ass cheeks in front of his accusers.

GIRL 1: Wasn't that party great last night?
GIRL 2: Ha, LOL. No, like there was a total berg who was macking on me all night. He kept inviting me into the bird cage.
GIRL 1; O gross. Did you go with him?
GIRL 1: Like no, I walked into the room and there were a bunch of dudes in there.

by DJ Middleton April 26, 2009

Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

by Contributor_Random November 18, 2016

Berge'

The total package. book smart and street smart. Athletic and extremely handsome. Rare.

Get you a berge'

by Gre8tness January 9, 2017

Berged

(v.) Rabid. Extremely dangerous. Crude.

That is one Berged Mergin!!

by Miyukisetsu October 3, 2007

berg

probably the best guy that every lived. a true hero .

see two guys and a girl.

by SeanX May 13, 2003

#Berg

verb. Drinking oneself into a near coma because of a breakup with a girlfriend of one month, and then using one's own last name as a replacement to the word "drinking" in an attempt to cover up one's horrible psychological problems.

1...yo, dude you wanna #berg later?

2...Nah man, I don't have problems.

by imkindofabigdeal October 3, 2011

Berge

A black and moldy vagina said to hold the answer to all of the universe's questions.

Guy 1: Yo, that bitch from last night had a berge!
Guy 2: Wtf

by Top Snekkr April 29, 2016