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Beer Monkey 

The mythical beast which descends upon your fridge and removes all your beer. Typically after you went out and brought lots of said beer and found none left following a night in with the lads
Lee said to Dunc, "Where has all my stella gone, there were 24 cans in the fridge?". Dunc replies, "It was not me, must have been the beer monkey!"
Beer Monkey by SenseiRoo August 31, 2006
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Beer Monkey 

The knuckle-dragging, Darwin-defying, "missing link" to homo sapiens whom you would never see without a beer in hand and whose entire contribution to society is that they're sometimes the "life of the party" despite the fact that their speech is neanderthal and their opinions, when vocalized, are barbaric.
Overpopulated within "frat houses", while shunning true fraternity because "it's gay"
"look at that beer monkey drooling all over the couch"
"that f*cking beer monkey just puked on my shoes!"
Beer Monkey by EY1392 January 1, 2009

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck 

someone who is nasty looking and fat
that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

beer money 

\ˈbir ˈmə-nē\
noun
1. Extra money for non-essential payments,
available for spending on luxuries, hobbies,
or a fresh pint of your favorite draft.
2. Also known as discretionary income.

See also DISPOSABLE INCOME, POCKET MONEY
Pooky Welch likes to spend her beer money on books.
beer money by Pooky Welch October 11, 2012

Beer Money Inc. 

The absolute best tag team in pro wrestling today PERIOD. Consists of former Team Canada member Robert Roode, and former A.M.W. member "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm.
Hey, did you guys see Beer Money Inc. wipe the floor with DX last night?
Beer Money Inc. by Phenomenal1 November 14, 2009

beer money 

unexpected or ill gotten money whose sole purpose is to purchase beer to party.
It turns out that class I signed up for was canceled, so I just sold my books and now I have beer money.
beer money by woody March 25, 2004

beer money 

money that one persons goes aroung asking for ussually collects about 60-70 bucks
but only brings back two measley 30 packs keeping 40 to himself hen resells them for
a buck each gion home with a bill,
(fuck what a genius i think im going to do that next week)
hey! who has end on beer money
beer money by danny January 12, 2007