by AdamJohnson123 November 10, 2019
A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019
The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019
Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
Bald martin
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by Fricking dumbass February 25, 2020
Bald Martin is our saviour
by Rain Katie December 7, 2019
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