kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
by alumsquad August 29, 2011
This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho
"Bagel."
by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017
The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.
Bagels; A short story.
I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels
whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels
-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2
I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels
whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels
-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2
by CharlesJJJ November 4, 2016
“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”
by Little Blacky June 9, 2018
by Jinxii February 27, 2011
by Pete Best October 1, 2005