baby shower

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food

peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then

by c0mosellama February 21, 2021

baby shower

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.

by Straight Dude June 26, 2006

baby shower

(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.

"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*

by theneverbird July 13, 2012

baby shower

The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.

Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.

by Ben Ille December 10, 2011

baby shower

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body

damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...

by DMasSC November 3, 2007

baby shower

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head

i gave her a baby shower last night

by stubadub2000 January 25, 2010

baby shower

bukake on a baby

hey lets go baby shower that kid.

by theabomb September 22, 2008