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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
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d i c k b a b e 

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

B.A.S.E. Inc 

Virginia based rap group whose original roster included Infinite Skillz and Killa D. They later added F.a.T. The meaning of the B.A.S.E. acronym is unknown but group's talent and popularity is unquestioned. Their first song, Real Emcees, was produced by DJ Wreckless in 2003.
B.A.S.E. Inc is about to blow the spot tonight
B.A.S.E. Inc by J. Writt June 20, 2007

B.A.B.E. 

B.A.B.E. AKA Bad Ass Bitch Extraordinaire

Unlike your typical babe, a B.A.B.E. can often be seen sporting her American Flag onesie riding around in her pumped up 4x4 and two hound dog sidekicks. Just your one of kind, all natural, gun toting, bible thumping, Trump loving all American Woman.
That chick is a total B.A.B.E., a real Bad Ass Bitch Extraordinaire!

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.
Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

b.a.t.e. 

me:guess wht.

chris:iloveyou

me:&&

chris:b.a.t.e.
b.a.t.e. by amra. October 9, 2008
stands for BLACK AWARENESS SOCIETY FOR EDUCATION. It is an organization in some high schools promoting blacks in education.
We're going to the B.A.S.E. meeting today.
B.A.S.E by Ill_Make_u_A_Star April 30, 2007