(This is coming from an asian kid)
1) They gave birth to you, so:
They can control anything you do (Going out with friends, eating, etc.) They can also choose what you can watch or listen too.
2) If you get a call from the principal or the teacher sends an e-mail, you will be
A)grounded
B)Stopped from using electronics
3)Expect super high grades.
4)More than 1 hour of electronics on weekends? You’re getting grounded.
5)You have to make up so many excuses just to leave the house on a weekend by yourself.
6)Extra cheap, only buys the bare minimum. You have to buy everything else using the pennies you found on the floor.
7)They will multiply anything bad your teacher said by 10, and divide anything good your teacher says by 10.
8)Super racist, thinks blacks and latinos don’t study and are stupid.
1) They gave birth to you, so:
They can control anything you do (Going out with friends, eating, etc.) They can also choose what you can watch or listen too.
2) If you get a call from the principal or the teacher sends an e-mail, you will be
A)grounded
B)Stopped from using electronics
3)Expect super high grades.
4)More than 1 hour of electronics on weekends? You’re getting grounded.
5)You have to make up so many excuses just to leave the house on a weekend by yourself.
6)Extra cheap, only buys the bare minimum. You have to buy everything else using the pennies you found on the floor.
7)They will multiply anything bad your teacher said by 10, and divide anything good your teacher says by 10.
8)Super racist, thinks blacks and latinos don’t study and are stupid.
Michael:Didn’t you get a F on your report card?
Chang:Yup, my parents whooped my ass so hard it’s flat.
Michael:Feels bad man
Chang: I saved up enough money to buy that pc I wanted.
Michael:Cool we can play games together now!
Chang:My parents took it away and used it to buy 15 gucci slippers when I am wearing shoes I found at a store for $5.
Michael:I’m lucky I’m white
Chang:Feels baaaad. My parents want me to graduate and become a brain surgeon at the age of 16. I did the SAT when I was 5.
Michael:Oh hell no thank god im white. Asian parents suuuuck.
Chang:FML
Chang:Yup, my parents whooped my ass so hard it’s flat.
Michael:Feels bad man
Chang: I saved up enough money to buy that pc I wanted.
Michael:Cool we can play games together now!
Chang:My parents took it away and used it to buy 15 gucci slippers when I am wearing shoes I found at a store for $5.
Michael:I’m lucky I’m white
Chang:Feels baaaad. My parents want me to graduate and become a brain surgeon at the age of 16. I did the SAT when I was 5.
Michael:Oh hell no thank god im white. Asian parents suuuuck.
Chang:FML
by thiccasian69 November 30, 2018
1) If you're on the computer for more than an hour (not studying)- bam they'll take away your computer away, ground you, punish you..whatever they feel like doing.
2) They want you to study..all day every DAY! They have some vision that kids will just decide to study all day in the summer for fun after they had to put up an entire school year of it!
3) They CONTROL your life, and most asians don't realize this until they read this. Asian parents control what you wear, who you hang out with, if you can do something, if u can't, what you look like; YOUR HAIRCUT?
Actual conversation between and mom and asian boy.
Mom: You need haircut, you look like girl.
Boy: But I like my hair mom!
Mom: No you need now1@@!@!@!@!! - drags boy to haircut salon -
4) They get ticked off really easy, Let me give you an example (PROVEN)
Girl: it's not like I want to spend all day studying
Dad: this is for your OWN GOOD, this wastes everybody's time, it doesn't help us!@!@
Girl: But I just --(cut off)
Dad: 2!#@!#@#@!#@!@!@$#$#%#235%@ STOP COMPLAINING2!@!@ YOU ARE USELESS, YOU KNOW I COULD SEND YOU OFF TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL AND YOU CAN BE NO ONE21@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!#!@#$@!$!#$@#%$%$^%$^%@!#!@!#!@#@!$
5) Their grade system
A- only thing acceptable
B- beating
C- seriously kid, you better runaway now!
D- death
F- *********************
6) You can only be a doctor, or a dentist
7) They think anything besides studying is a waste of time (PROVEN)
8) You can only do swimming, or tennis as a sport because everything else is too 'dangerous'
9) Every evening, it's rice, rice, and more rice, when was the last time I had a biscuit or somethin? I like biscuits :/
10) They think every word is a bad word, when really it's just a word you might say as you grow up!
For example:
Stupid, butt, butthole, shut up,
You know, the things you might call your older brother if you're really mad at him. (not cussing though)
11) BONUS: IF you cry, they don't care, they don't try to understand you feelings, they don't care, they just think everyone was brought up in China or Vietnam like them and love to study, And if you have a suck-up perfect brother, he likes to give speeches that make sense but make you sound retarded and stupid and like you don't know what you're talking about.
2) They want you to study..all day every DAY! They have some vision that kids will just decide to study all day in the summer for fun after they had to put up an entire school year of it!
3) They CONTROL your life, and most asians don't realize this until they read this. Asian parents control what you wear, who you hang out with, if you can do something, if u can't, what you look like; YOUR HAIRCUT?
Actual conversation between and mom and asian boy.
Mom: You need haircut, you look like girl.
Boy: But I like my hair mom!
Mom: No you need now1@@!@!@!@!! - drags boy to haircut salon -
4) They get ticked off really easy, Let me give you an example (PROVEN)
Girl: it's not like I want to spend all day studying
Dad: this is for your OWN GOOD, this wastes everybody's time, it doesn't help us!@!@
Girl: But I just --(cut off)
Dad: 2!#@!#@#@!#@!@!@$#$#%#235%@ STOP COMPLAINING2!@!@ YOU ARE USELESS, YOU KNOW I COULD SEND YOU OFF TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL AND YOU CAN BE NO ONE21@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!#!@#$@!$!#$@#%$%$^%$^%@!#!@!#!@#@!$
5) Their grade system
A- only thing acceptable
B- beating
C- seriously kid, you better runaway now!
D- death
F- *********************
6) You can only be a doctor, or a dentist
7) They think anything besides studying is a waste of time (PROVEN)
8) You can only do swimming, or tennis as a sport because everything else is too 'dangerous'
9) Every evening, it's rice, rice, and more rice, when was the last time I had a biscuit or somethin? I like biscuits :/
10) They think every word is a bad word, when really it's just a word you might say as you grow up!
For example:
Stupid, butt, butthole, shut up,
You know, the things you might call your older brother if you're really mad at him. (not cussing though)
11) BONUS: IF you cry, they don't care, they don't try to understand you feelings, they don't care, they just think everyone was brought up in China or Vietnam like them and love to study, And if you have a suck-up perfect brother, he likes to give speeches that make sense but make you sound retarded and stupid and like you don't know what you're talking about.
Asian Parents torture
by average asian girl June 12, 2009
The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.
by senthurmanz October 19, 2017
Asian Americans born to a traditional Asian family have it difficult. Although they are exposed to freedom of speech, freedom to choose and well freedom to everything, they cannot exercise their freedom to their full extent.
It is difficult for Asian American children to see their peers having the liberty to choose a college fit for their personality, or fit for their own career goals and at the same time having their parents supporting them.
Restrictions are not only placed on academics but also on their child's personal life. Asian parents wish to control every aspect of their child's life. The reasoning behind this maybe because they want their child to do better than everyone else. However, they do not realise that to do better than everyone else does not mean that they will be happy. To asian parents, happiness can only be achieved by satisfying conditions like a to-do list. *check examples below*. One can understand that they have more experience than a child has, but that does not mean they can push the children through a "short cut" in life and not allow the child to experience the same mistakes and the same problems their parents went through.
It is difficult for Asian American children to see their peers having the liberty to choose a college fit for their personality, or fit for their own career goals and at the same time having their parents supporting them.
Restrictions are not only placed on academics but also on their child's personal life. Asian parents wish to control every aspect of their child's life. The reasoning behind this maybe because they want their child to do better than everyone else. However, they do not realise that to do better than everyone else does not mean that they will be happy. To asian parents, happiness can only be achieved by satisfying conditions like a to-do list. *check examples below*. One can understand that they have more experience than a child has, but that does not mean they can push the children through a "short cut" in life and not allow the child to experience the same mistakes and the same problems their parents went through.
To-do list for happiness according to asian parents.
1) Go to a good college
2) Get married
3) Good self image
etc.
of course these to-do lists have sub-to-do lists.
1) Go to a good college
---------------------------
a) go to a good high school
b) get good grades
c) do an insane amount of extra curricular activities
etc.
2) Get married
-----------------
a) conditions for a perfect partner
-has to be asian
-has to have good job
-has to have parents who have respectable jobs
etc.
b) parents approve this person (or preferably, pick this person)
c) no dating basically - since you only date for a reason - which is to get married - therefore people who do not fit the asian parents' requirements are a waste of time.
etc.
3) Good image
--------------------
a) no back-chatting parents
b) over look personal problems instead of working them out.
c) don't do things that do not benefit this list. ie. going on the computer for non-work-related things or watch tv.
etc.
1) Go to a good college
2) Get married
3) Good self image
etc.
of course these to-do lists have sub-to-do lists.
1) Go to a good college
---------------------------
a) go to a good high school
b) get good grades
c) do an insane amount of extra curricular activities
etc.
2) Get married
-----------------
a) conditions for a perfect partner
-has to be asian
-has to have good job
-has to have parents who have respectable jobs
etc.
b) parents approve this person (or preferably, pick this person)
c) no dating basically - since you only date for a reason - which is to get married - therefore people who do not fit the asian parents' requirements are a waste of time.
etc.
3) Good image
--------------------
a) no back-chatting parents
b) over look personal problems instead of working them out.
c) don't do things that do not benefit this list. ie. going on the computer for non-work-related things or watch tv.
etc.
by butthetruthis December 31, 2011
(This applies to a majority of asian kids in the US) The reason Asian kids in are very depressed, here are the charateristics of them:
1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents:
A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade.
B - Bad
C - Catastrophe
D - Death
F - F***'d
Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed.
2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING.
Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them
3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME.
4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE.
It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you.
5. Rice. And fish.
6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents:
A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade.
B - Bad
C - Catastrophe
D - Death
F - F***'d
Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed.
2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING.
Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them
3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME.
4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE.
It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you.
5. Rice. And fish.
6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
Asian kid: I got a freakin B on the test! I'm dead!
Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know!
Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know!
Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
by Gazerock4ever March 21, 2009
Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.
Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*
Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*
Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
by lolzernone121 March 13, 2015
People who came from Asia/Parents and just LOVE to :
A:Control your life
B:Ruin your life
C:Force you to have good grades
D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc.
F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school
G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship
H:Hate it when you wear short clothing
I:Talk behind your back
J:Talk crap or brag about you
K: Rarely have your friends over
L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money
M:Expect a lot from you
N:Want you to go to a good school
O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc....
etc....
A:Control your life
B:Ruin your life
C:Force you to have good grades
D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc.
F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school
G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship
H:Hate it when you wear short clothing
I:Talk behind your back
J:Talk crap or brag about you
K: Rarely have your friends over
L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money
M:Expect a lot from you
N:Want you to go to a good school
O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc....
etc....
Asian Mom: "WHY DO YOU PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!???"
Me:"I was stu-"
Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!"
Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????"
Me: ".....No...?"
Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!"
Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"
Me:"I was stu-"
Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!"
Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????"
Me: ".....No...?"
Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!"
Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"
by Lunar_Eclispe90111 November 29, 2019