Ares is the Greek God of War. Typically characterized as a coward himself, this God drove men to fight each other for his own amusement. Typically disliked by his father, Zeus.
Ares could so kick Apollo's ass!
by Xerxes November 12, 2004
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The god of war. In ancient times he was involved in the Trojan war and other fights. Now he likes to hang around Vegas on his Harley davidson and eat tacos. He is buff and has a 6 pack of abs.his face has a scar straight down the middle, another through his eyebrow, one around his waist and one on the side of his leg. He creates an aura of fear and pain. He wears a motorcycle jacket and blue jeans. He also wears fingerless leather gloves with brass knuckles on them.
Ares is a Greek god.
by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011
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Someone who choose his name while thinking about arson. Ares catchphrase is also “You stole my heart but I stole your wallet
“You stole my heart but I stole your wallet” - Ares
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Thread Shitter Troll that adds no humor to a thread.

They make german porn out of the threads, no visqueen.
That thread was hilarious until Ares posted in it.
by Philabong May 2, 2011
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Japanese bicycle manufacturer. another word for perfection. see also "Ares Dita"
Wow that Ares is a hell of a lot better than whatever i have!
by matteo October 10, 2003
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Ares is the type of guy you want at first but then over time he starts do to things you don't like or never will like you think that you can live with it because he is so fine and he likes you but he is just using you then y'all go without speaking for a while to being friends again but you want more and he doesn't he just wants a play thing it takes you some time to get over a ares but when you do you feel better
Girl:I was dating a ares
Girl2: oh really they are bad news
Girl: I know that now
by Giving me June 29, 2018
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A drop dead gorgeous girl with stunning eyes that take your breath away.

She's living proof that people can make something of themselves no matter what background they come from.

She's a beast on the court. Very Athletic and strong. Nothing will bring her down.

Plus she gets down on the dance floor!
Here I'll give you Arely's number.
by LakerDollShell May 13, 2011
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