Apple Valley 

A town in the High Desert in California. It's not big or party central but you can always find some cool as f*** people. It's know for it's Joshua trees and being the home of Roy Rogers. It's got 2 movie theatres and some pretty bad ass restaraunts like Mama Carpinos. Some people act like stuck up ho's but most people are cool. It's the perfect place to live if you want to hang wit your besties and just bullshit!

Teen1: I live in AV or Apple Valley.
Teen2: I heard of that place, everyone's real dope and laid back. Like no one cares if you like a lil cush.
Teen1: You know it's like that if I live there! XD

Apple Valley by mexcellence July 29, 2011

Apple Valley, Minnesota 

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.

Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.

Apple Valley, Minnesota by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012

Apple valley middle school 

Stinky school where there’s a bunch of stinky Pooh’s and a lot of next poops

Gosh Friday Friday stink stink apple valley middle school

Apple valley middle school by Epic farter September 4, 2019

Apple Valley Steamer 

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

Apple Valley Steamer by griz93 December 25, 2019