A smart guy which knows everything
by Sikeuletz_14 October 27, 2020

An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube
Albert be quiet im trying to sleep
by Albertzlizard September 19, 2020

by Beeto btw May 01, 2019

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.
by albetheking January 17, 2009

The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.
by adviento. May 18, 2008

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.
An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.
by RandomThought November 28, 2009
