Alastair

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

by confusionman March 21, 2011

Alastair

Baby sniffer. /j /nsx

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!

by a stupid duck May 14, 2022

Alastair

A piece of Celery

Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!

by shazambandit August 16, 2010

alastair

ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.

alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?

by roo23 December 12, 2008

Alastair

Filthy nonce

Omg look, he’s definitely an Alastair

by JacobSam December 18, 2019

Alastair

Chode.

Alastair is a chode.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

alastair

A short douchebag.

That guy is such an Alastair!

by Raaaaandom October 30, 2015