Jones

Someone who abandons their friend group every time they meet a new girl, never gets on the game when they say they will, never responds to anything anymore, doesn’t pay anyone back, just an overall bum.

Zane turned into such a Jones after he met his new girlfriend!

by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

dylan jones

a clinker

oh look whos that

oh thats dylan jones a clinker

by lois jones December 20, 2021

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 22, 2021

nutcase jones

someone who lacks intelligence.

george is such a nutcase jones!

by Brochacho1919 April 24, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Frankie Jones

Disgraced Gunner Frankie Jones made mad moves and dropped loose game on under 16’s

Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”

Frankie Jones made mad loose game after the school run

by Sellers barmy army November 23, 2021