You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

You

An awesome person that should be happy to be alive and that they are
Young-At-Heart
Optimistic
Unique

Look in a mirror... That's You

by Self_Love_:) November 30, 2024

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

YOU are the prettiest person

You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.

my wife is the prettiest girl in the whole wide universe. YOU are the prettiest person.

by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024

you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

by Tank Miller December 4, 2024

I'll SEE YOU SOON

No not soon! See noone!

I'll see you soon! OK fuckboys , means NEVER it's a joke on them selves! Shit, they did me a favor! "Ciao"

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

Love you Mostesterer

When you love somebody more then so much, more than most, more than mostest, and more than mostester.

“I LOVE YOU MOSTESTERER”
“Love you mostest, that’s top of the tier list”
Nope, mine has that in it. Mine has that plus 2”
“IMPOSSIBLE. THATS NOT A WORD”
“Just made it one

by Ballsstealerman December 5, 2024