shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021

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Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

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Dirty Rice Ball

When your balls shrivel up during a rim job after a #dirty spatula.

Dat bitch was given me a shitty rim job and da heat didnt work in her Kia and I gots a dirty rice ball…shiiiiiit! I gave dat bitch a dirty spatual!

by Jennattalia November 22, 2025

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Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

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Cheeses Rice

A Term Used In Lieu Of "Jesus Christ", Mainly Used In Public Places As To Not Offend Standbys Or Your Christian Friends !

Chad: Did you watch the X-Games last night ?

Chad 2: Your damn right i did, Did you see that sick run by Shawn Right . . .

Chad: Cheeses Rice that guy is simply amazing !

by JeddyB85 September 8, 2011

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