Dan

The ultimate being

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"

by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer

random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”

by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022

Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021

DAN-BOX

a small man with ligma

LOOK ITS A DAN-BOX

by by noob king January 11, 2019

Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019