the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!
by tiffany0128 April 29, 2011
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The Repeating Idiocy Theorem

The Repeating Theorem discusses how stupid people will repeat the same dumb choices because they're too idiotic to learn from consequences.
"I want to get back with my ex." - (Idiot, probably named Brad)

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I MADE THE REPEATING IDIOCY THEOREM TO SHOW HOW YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUSIONLY MAKES THE SAME RETARDED CHOICES!" - Me (Fuck you guy, probably named Brad, you idiot)
by Theoremist November 23, 2023
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 21, 2020
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 21, 2020
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Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.
When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.
by Bozotexano July 23, 2016
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Izumochi Theorem

When you don't practice something and immediately quit it becuase you couldn't accomplish anything.
A: I play 12 different games at once and go to competition, if I don't get a positive record, it means the game sucks!
B: That is the biggest Izumochi mindset ever.
C: Is this the infamous Izumochi Theorem
by Excusus Per Communitas March 16, 2024
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Among us theorem

when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest
IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE

"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"

Thus, the "Among us theorem"
by WateryBadZach August 11, 2023
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