When you smoke only half of a Backwoods blunt.
Bro you tryna spark? I got a Texan Roach in the Whip.
by MightyMega June 24, 2017
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a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.
“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”
by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2021
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The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.
Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night
by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 5, 2020
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1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.
"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."
by ftpigs May 29, 2022
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When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.
Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.
by dds 1987 January 26, 2014
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Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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