shittin' the ponce's pisser

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

by drummerjg March 4, 2012

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.

Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.

by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011

A man who is too weak to piss on VC with the boys. They would only do this for the reason of being ashamed of the crackle pop.

Someone you consistently have sex with. Could be friends with benefits, or your significant other.

I have been hanging out with Mary so much we decided to become pisser pals.

by Yung Ruble August 9, 2023

A cheap beer that goes right into your bladder.

great, all we have is pissers here.

by Taarty February 6, 2023

One of the most fun times you’ve ever had at a party or club.

*In NY it’s pronounced Pissa

I had a pisser last night at that party.

NY’er: Opening night at that club was a pissa (Pisser)

by Redhed76 January 1, 2021