when a guy is seeing a girl and does not care when she has sex with other people. With conditions of pussy is public but ass hole is his.
baby I dont care who you go home with just remember the porn star philosophy that pussy is whoevers but that ass hole is mine.
by pretorian June 5, 2011
The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 23, 2021
Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent
Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020
1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
Absolutely certain and supreme explanations in practice or theory for all aspects of existence experienced by human beings.
Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.
Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.
I can imagine X or not imagine X, therefore it’s true as no evidence is technically required. Now buy my book and heed what I say or there may be increased risks of negative consequences in this life and/or the afterlife. Amen to philosophyism.
by Sample1 June 11, 2019
The young apprentice undermined his reputation as a budding philosopher king when he challenged his classmate to a philosophy-off.
You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!
You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!
by Philosopher.King February 24, 2014
by PsyfuckConfusian April 3, 2021