horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".

I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020

option Sam

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)

Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?

Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl

by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025

Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).

I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

create optionality

To cheat in a committed relationship

For instance, you are actively on dating apps while in a committed relationship; creating/seeking romantic opportunities outside of your partner/spouse.

I’m sorry to string you along and create optionality in our relationship.

by OptionedProperty🙄 September 11, 2020

edit options

Publish
Don't publish
I don't know

You have three edit options 1 publish 2 don't publish and 3 i don't know

by snoopsdoggs October 23, 2011

Nuclear option

YEAH BABY! LIGHT EM UUUUUP!

Hym "SPEAKING OF the nuclear option, don't separate it from a power source. I see you blowing up oil factories... I mean, that's obviously the first thing you would try. Why would you think I wouldn't have thought of that already? Did you even read my thing?"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2025

Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.

Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."

by iliumoptical October 2, 2012