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solo massage 

Masturbation. See also wankerbate, jack-off, spank it, pet the monkey, choke the chiken, and pitch a tent.
Can't chat now, I'm in the middle of a solo massage.
solo massage by Justion Bailey October 2, 2003

Islamic Massage 

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.
Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

Frontal Massage 

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.
She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.
Frontal Massage by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007

sausage massage 

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?

Silky Massage 

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,
Silky Massage by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.
Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".