Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020

Brunch

Breakfast and Lunch mixed together

Person 1: "I'm going to eat my brunch right now"
Person 2: "Okay bye"

by RayLayy February 14, 2021

Brunch

Brunch is a combination of lunch and breakfast. It is used as a way to eat breakfast at lunch, or vice-versa.

"I could eat some brunch right about now."

by ZayonCrayon May 15, 2022

Brunch

A meal created by basic bitches as an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday before noon.

Bitch 1: Hey Brittney, feel like some brunch on Sunday, 10 to whenever-ish?

Bitch 2: Hell yeah, I’ll make a registry for it.

by Gareth Pearson November 12, 2022

Brunch

Eating breakfast food while also drinking/ getting drunk

“*8am* Wake up bitch we’re getting brunch”

by HoneyDoo September 25, 2021

Brunch

The Gay agenda

Straight person: So what’s your agenda?
Gay person: Brunch and driving badly!

by Heygetmecoffe November 18, 2020

Brunch

A person who usually doesn't flush after taking a dump.

"Man that guy is a total brunch! He didn't flush after taking a dump."

by shiza_m January 28, 2022