To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.
Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 16, 2009
by Geo Voom September 10, 2016
Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.
When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?
by Blahques Marks December 19, 2010
A dumbshit asshat is so fucking dumb and selfish, and is constantly a dick.
Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.
Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.
Person 1 : "Dude, did you hear about that dumbshit asshat Austin Meldeau?
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."
by drywittygal February 25, 2018
When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.
An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"
Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
by i hate liars January 1, 2011