virus' going up every hour, lots of spyware and a hacking software in a evil software which was made to screw peoples system up and AOL has recently been pretending to be a ISP provider
'boy that women on AOL must be tired of saying 'Good-bye' every 2 seconds.
by n1k23 January 17, 2005
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O.K. so you pay about £25 for AOL's 'fastest' version of broadband yet and then you find its still FUCKING dial-up. And it still has the cheek to tell you about Big fucking Brother on you're 'home' page that you can only minimize and not close. We had to get a new computer because the last one got filled with viruses from AOL. Now this one keeps crashing!!!!
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH. AOL FUCK OFF AND DIE.
by B0ris August 2, 2005
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Abreviation for the internet service "America Online". Anyone that lives in the United States,Thousand Islands or Puerto Rico have options to use it. Currently,theres AOL Dial-Up,AOL Broadband,Road Runner and AOL DSL. AOL is also owned by the cable company "Time Warner Digital Cable".
AOL is an expensive ISP if you use broadband.
by GAME50 October 9, 2005
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The shittiest fucking ISP ever to come to existance. Their customer service reps are the biggest bunch of shit-eating, monkey fucking, motherfuckers ever!

Didnt thewy get sued by Warner Bros. For Copyright Infringement?
You Got Mail? Please! It should say "You got more spam, dickhead"
by James Lowe December 18, 2004
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AOL stands for "Abhoringly Obtuse Lagging" and is used to define a cetain Internet provider, which is re-God Damn-diculously lame
"awwwww, my computer must be AOL-ing, damnit, should have gotten DSL"
by Michael R December 8, 2004
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AOL - Any old lies

aol lie so damn much -
your service is getting even better!

TRANSLATION OF THE ABOVE:
we will send you more cds
your connection will cut out
we will send you some more cds
welcome to aol....goodbye
we will spam you more
more cds anyone?
here, have a nice slice of spyware to go with your coffee.
welcome to AO-goodbye
by joebbjoeby May 30, 2005
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