7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk November 1, 2022
Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022
On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021
*post pictures of girlfriend*
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023
by Meatloaf Man July 19, 2021