carnival head

1. A big headed person with a low IQ, possibly caused by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

2. Someone who can deepthroat without gagging.

1. Ben S: "If Florida floods you could just sell your house and move."
Average IQ person: "Fucking carnival head!"

2. Have you seen the Wang on Danny D? You'd need a carnival head to get that down your throat.

by Wigansalad August 23, 2019

Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.

My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.

by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021

whore carnival

The bouquet of sexually festive bitches whose hobbies included bouncing on a whole lot of cock, that ones ex goes through.

"NO Jarred I don't want a front row seat at your whore carnival"

by Simplebloke November 9, 2017

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

Bucket of Carnival

To be fun and exciting and full of energy

Desiree is no bucket of Carnival

by Licksumtang January 7, 2022

Rainbow Carnival

When you funnel 100's and 1000's cake decorations in to a girl's asshole then get her to fart them into your face with your mouth open

That girl last night was a freak she gave me a rainbow Carnival

by Darth Gamji December 6, 2020

Jungle Carnival

A sexual orgy whose participants are exclusively African Americans.

- Yo, wanna go to my place later today. We're having a Jungle Carnival.
- Sure, count me in!

by YetiPOL November 4, 2023