Loves to text guys who have girlfriends. Dresses like a basic white bitch. Pussy probably smells like rotten sardines.
Ewww, Samantha Peterson is texting ANOTHER guy already!
by NotAnotherBasicBitch December 7, 2021
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The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.
Hey Peterson, suck my big dick.
Peterson, you're my big daddy.
by Rhys is Big G*y December 16, 2019
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Kind ass and selfless till the point of being dumb
Teacher: "i will go up stairs to bring your soup"

*hangs-up phone*

Peterson :"ok i will go down"
by Fuck boiii lol kill hanzel August 19, 2019
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The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.
Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.
by roumor January 25, 2021
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The act of bullying everyone you disagree with on private social media platforms and claiming you are being silenced when you get suspended for violating the terms of service
Guy: why is he mad, didn't he just insult somebody.
me: yeah he is just petersoning
by Amr Salem July 4, 2022
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girls who think that they are very attractive and think that they pull so many hoes when they don't
these girls are often seen as "white girl ghetto" or "hot cheeto white girls"
1: this girl in my class is so annoying and thinks shes ghetto
2: she sounds like a marz peterson
1: she is one
by crybabyfrfrfr October 1, 2022
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