by C-Ballz August 7, 2017
Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.
The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."
by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022
A thief of packages, mail, etc., from apartment building lobbies and other common areas. Identical to "porch pirate" but targets multifamily buildings rather than single-family homes. ("Ladrone" is Spanish for thief.)
by MarcXS December 5, 2021
Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.
by Most Dope95 June 21, 2011
Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"
Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*
by Lilhappi June 10, 2018
This only works for people who have apartments. It is when you bring a ho/trick/bitch/woman of the night to your place but she is not hot enough to make it upstairs. So you piece the shit out of her in the lobby...thereby making her "lobby piece". Lobby piece can also occur if you think the girl you brought home may steal yo shit. If you let her upstairs yo' watch may be gone.
Guy: Hey baby I want you right now
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay
When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay
When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.
by Cowboy Jones January 13, 2008
Leaving a fart on an elevator and hitting the L button upon exiting to send the deliciousness to someone in the Lobby to enjoy
After having chili and beers I let out a juicy bean fart on the elevator and hit L to send it down for the next passenger to enjoy my lobby bomb. I might have sharted...
by jazzballer December 4, 2015