It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
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When a director becomes too fascinated by the technological side of movie making to care about anything else(i.e. James Cameron and Avatar.)
Spielberg really caught a case of Cameron's Disease when he made Ready Player One.
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A disease that is deadly will kill you in less than 15 minutes. The cure is to put soap all over your face and on your tongue. This disease is very serious so be ready to act fast
Wow you must have camo disease go put soap on your face.
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a disease where your penis is so large it can't fit in a toilet
My grandpa has fartsonsins disease.
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Severe Diarrhea that can also come with extreme nausea, shivers, and fatigue.
My buddy can't come tonight he's got that Iraqi butt disease.
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When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
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