Term largely used by older folks to describe something they have no use for
I need another pair of socks like I need a Chinese Aviator's License
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When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen
Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice
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(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
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A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.
by Gatorttu April 6, 2017
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When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
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Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.
Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”

Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
by Leinad25 February 20, 2018
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Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
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