Although many mistake this abbreviation as 'What the fuck?' or 'World Taekwondo Federation', it actually stands for 'Welcome to Facebook!'. First coined by Abraham Lincoln in the late Jurassic Era, WTF became a popular phrase used by young people everywhere. Abraham Lincoln was shortly after assassinated by Communism, starting both the Vietnam War, and WWII (and the Cold War, if you really want to call it a war).
"WTF Mom!?! You added me on Facebook!?!"
"What does WTF mean young man!!"
"uhhh... Welcome to Facebook?"
"Ohh, thank you!"
"What does WTF mean young man!!"
"uhhh... Welcome to Facebook?"
"Ohh, thank you!"
by DevSteve April 1, 2012
1. One or more natural flaws that occur in every known female. It refers to the fact that every girl/woman has something about them that will make you (as a guy) exclaim: "What the FUCK!?" It is usually something that they consistantly do or say that doesn't make sense to a guy, but since all girls are crazy, they think it is normal. These flaws differ in most girls, but are almost always present.
(If you know of a girl without a WTF please inform the author.)
2. The pissed off/annoyed/frusterated statement "What The Fuck!?"
(If you know of a girl without a WTF please inform the author.)
2. The pissed off/annoyed/frusterated statement "What The Fuck!?"
Are you kidding me? You just came her to look around and not buy anything?? WTF?!
You just want to be friends with him, but you do like him and like hanging out with him all the time alone? WTF!?
She always does this shit! WTF
You just want to be friends with him, but you do like him and like hanging out with him all the time alone? WTF!?
She always does this shit! WTF
by ZachX September 19, 2007
by oOreoo February 2, 2017
MOM! WTF?!
by SherlockSmoki May 19, 2016
Also known as 'What the fuck?'
by Allison The White Girl January 22, 2005
Why the face?
Modern family character misunderstanding for What the Fuck?
Dad says, I'm a modern dad, I know lol means laugh out loud, I know omg means oh my god, I know wtf means why the face
Modern family character misunderstanding for What the Fuck?
Dad says, I'm a modern dad, I know lol means laugh out loud, I know omg means oh my god, I know wtf means why the face
Funnily enough Why the Face fits in to many What the Fuck situations!! eg: Did you see the way that bitch was looking at you? WTF? ((what the fuck?/Why the face?))
by ITturd July 29, 2010