wooden pc

Having a pc that doesn't work for shit.

*playing R6, and someone has the hourglass loading symbol above their head before loading in.*
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"

by ibecreating February 12, 2022

Jene Wooden

WRONG!! WiKiPEDiA iS RiGHT.

THiS DUMB BENCH (JENE WOODEN) iS WRONG.

by JFSIOAF May 2, 2009

wooden plunger

when you take a cork up a girls puss a few times and then you take it out and lick the pussy juices

look up ashole its wooden plunger

by jfdhgautrehgaehgyakurehg yg May 25, 2008

Wooden Person

A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..

The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!

by MKU0 February 11, 2019

wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened

Arise from you wooden cradle.

by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021

wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside

dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes

by July 16, 2022

wooden way

Synonym for boardwalk

They strolled along the wooden way

by Captain Wise December 20, 2020