1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.

2. Idiot
(1) You don't know why you're washing those things, (2) You fucking jean washer you,
by Jeanwasher February 25, 2017
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One who desires to be part of the athletic male group, usually lacks physical dominance, but yearns to belong at any cost, ball washer. Also known to wash balls during a practice or game, could even go so far as to lick their balls between ones legs, to be a part of, be accepted.
He's a bah washer..
by Fourtyrunner October 30, 2021
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Vagina's that are so large you could probably fit your dick and balls in.
My dick went in, then my balls were soon to follow. That pussy was certainly a ball washer.
by R. Pendulous November 14, 2021
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Bill won't shut up; he's been running his ball washer all day.
by Beaglebitch April 19, 2018
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Someone who joins them because he cant beat them
Ball Washer -REV EM UP IS A MAJOR
"Ball Washer"
by F-BROS August 27, 2008
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