This theorem states that any woman in the age of 12-22 , that has a father figure absent shall be a discord whore / egirl who talks to a minimum of 7 guys and a maximum of 18.2 relationships annually to get there attention act like you are a father figure and you shall win that ass
by RaidenCell November 1, 2022
Get the Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT) mug.The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022
Get the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem mug.(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.
by Scoocher2677 September 3, 2017
Get the Triple Pre-Nut Theorem mug.In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
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Get the Quadralic Theorem mug.The scientifically unproven theory that suggests if you drop a single sock on the floor, it will automatically multiply into 12, all of which are lost within the next 48 hours, never to be seen again, except for the odd chance of one sock being found in the back of the dryer, yet never its partner.
"I tried to explain the Glangum Theorem to my roommate, but she just stared at me like I was speaking another language."
by Dirtysockfinder August 3, 2025
Get the Glangum theorem mug.The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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