An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."
by R.P.M. November 6, 2005
The most AMAZING play ever written. About a wife who suspects her husband is cheating on her so she gets her friend to help catch her husband and she drags her husband into it and he drags his friend and the other husband has a gun and there is a letter and onion soup and a hotel with a crazy owner and sassy maid and creepy german man and tiff-taff wife and old drunk man in the bed and more craziness with a guy who cant talk and a double of the husband and revolving beds. = AMAZIGNESS.
Society: Did you see A Flea in Her Ear?
Dictator: YES! I laughed so hard I almost surrendered my power.
Dictator: YES! I laughed so hard I almost surrendered my power.
by OnionSouop June 4, 2009
by For Sure Dharmic April 21, 2019
A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.
by For Sure Dharmic April 21, 2019
1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas
by King Maximus November 12, 2020
Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020
Something that jumps around a lot.
A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.
A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.
Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.
by AtlanticComputer January 3, 2021