Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.
Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...
by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017
One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.
Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."
2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."
2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
by Val the Gay Bitch February 22, 2020
A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."
"Don't cry, craft."
"What?"
"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
"Don't cry, craft."
"What?"
"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015
YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
by jewishburger November 10, 2020
Glorifying your life by creating it to be something it is not through staged pictures, posts, and statuses. Faking your life and not being authentic about your feelings and situation on social media.
She and her boyfriend broke up. She has been crying for two weeks even though she posts like her life is great. She is the queen of facebook image crafting
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
by MamaS September 17, 2013
The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.
by angry viewer July 18, 2008
by Phan is so real February 23, 2017