the hottest emo boy on the block
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.
may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
hes shorter than you but its ok cuz hes so cute and emo and he will save you if ur in a bad situation. he growls a lot and its actually so hot. he likes almond tofu which is the cutest thing ever and he sacrificed himself to save you and some other characters in the chasm quest which actually made me cry omfg.
may all xiao wanters be xiao havers but also not cuz i want him all to myself—
by xiaos-gf July 29, 2022
The REAL abg. Owns a fluffy white dog and always talks about how much she hates bottle service despite loving it. Says her EDC days are over but still has a pair of fake lashes on her dresser
by Tnaczggg August 2, 2022
friend: omg xiao is so hot i love him!!
me: idk what you see in him tbh
friend: i'm officially in xiao nation
me: idk what you see in him tbh
friend: i'm officially in xiao nation
by scaramouche is my wife November 1, 2023
Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as
-unfunny
-low intelligence
-snapping other girls
-unfunny
-low intelligence
-snapping other girls
by Sneko August 24, 2022
Someone who simps with character that have death flags and has a full team of DPS. She’s always seen forcing Tiniente_L and The Head Chopper to match with her. And always ask Tiniente_L to help her with math.
by xiaosalchemist June 26, 2021
xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.
by galigma June 23, 2023
Xiaos piss it's so tasty.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.
by Xiaostastypiss November 21, 2021