When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022
Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
by Froominator March 6, 2021
by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
by RootX September 6, 2017
when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.
by balls69420iloveboys October 25, 2020
The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2020
a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.
by axis32 April 17, 2023