1. JEW 2. ANNOYING AS HELL 3. LIKES DOGS 4. SQUISHES PEOPLES LUNCH SANDWICHES FOR NO REASON 5. EVERY LOVES HIM
BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
by JEWART October 11, 2018
Get the Sammug. Sam is one of the best driver's you have ever met. His driving skill rival's his skill in the sack... His eye's are blue & beautiful. He is the most honest guy you'll meet & he is always after a good time. He has great self discipline which makes him as reliable as a swiss made pacemaker. All the ladies think Sam's hot but the one's that know they can't have him usually hate him for that.
He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.
He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.
by ShizzleDizzle September 10, 2013
Get the Sammug. Sam is the name for the perfect boy. Does the sweetest things and cares so much about you. He is very attractive and said to be good in bed ;) the type of guy if you have a chance to date then take it. If you don't you'll regret it.
Girl: aw who's that being all cute with Alice?
Girl 2: that's Sam, he's the sweetest! Alice is so lucky.
Girl: I wish I had a Sam :(
Girl 2: that's Sam, he's the sweetest! Alice is so lucky.
Girl: I wish I had a Sam :(
by Surprise. May 25, 2013
Get the Sammug. A Sam is a loving caring good looking boy, he has girl lining up around the block for him, he's a great boyfriend and would never cheat or treat a girl bad in any form of way. Sam is smart good looking and his out going in every way, an amazing football player. Sam puts his loved ones first and admires his family and friends, Sam loves to torment and make jokes but can sometimes take things to far. Sam always ends up with the best mates and most beautiful/stunning girlfriends. All around Sam is an amazing guy.
by westbrook1999 May 21, 2013
Get the Sammug. Sams tend to be a fat shit who have little friends and like to tag along. They look like absolute marshmallows and have schneebs. they shower never and have extremely greasy hair. They pretend they are friends with Krianths and Cormacs and play pubg in the morning even when they are tragic at it. Try to flirt and fail miserably and then become crippled and as red as a tomato.
by Shrek Hentai September 24, 2018
Get the Sammug. the hot guy lmao. everyone has a crush on him, as a guy myself, he's got me desperately questioning my own sexuality.
:D
:D
girl 1: Omg have you seen Sam?
girl 2: urgh I wanna fuck him on the spot
girl 1: sameee… fucking hell look at his dimples
girl 2: urgh I wanna fuck him on the spot
girl 1: sameee… fucking hell look at his dimples
by falafelsarenice October 16, 2018
Get the Sammug.