Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit

Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*

by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019

Sam

loving, good looking, caring, great guy, best footballer

A Sam is a loving caring good looking boy, he has girl lining up around the block for him, he's a great boyfriend and would never cheat or treat a girl bad in any form of way. Sam is smart good looking and his out going in every way, an amazing football player. Sam puts his loved ones first and admires his family and friends, Sam loves to torment and make jokes but can sometimes take things to far. Sam always ends up with the best mates and most beautiful/stunning girlfriends. All around Sam is an amazing guy.

by westbrook1999 May 21, 2013

Sam

Sam is the name for the perfect boy. Does the sweetest things and cares so much about you. He is very attractive and said to be good in bed ;) the type of guy if you have a chance to date then take it. If you don't you'll regret it.

Girl: aw who's that being all cute with Alice?

Girl 2: that's Sam, he's the sweetest! Alice is so lucky.
Girl: I wish I had a Sam :(

by Surprise. May 25, 2013

Sam

1. JEW 2. ANNOYING AS HELL 3. LIKES DOGS 4. SQUISHES PEOPLES LUNCH SANDWICHES FOR NO REASON 5. EVERY LOVES HIM

BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH

BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*

by JEWART October 11, 2018

Sam

Sam is one of the best driver's you have ever met. His driving skill rival's his skill in the sack... His eye's are blue & beautiful. He is the most honest guy you'll meet & he is always after a good time. He has great self discipline which makes him as reliable as a swiss made pacemaker. All the ladies think Sam's hot but the one's that know they can't have him usually hate him for that.

He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.

Sam

S - superior
A - at
M - most anything

by ShizzleDizzle September 10, 2013

Sam

A

Super
Awesome
Man

That dude that's banging that chick over there is a Sam

by Flabby J March 30, 2015

Sam

the hot guy lmao. everyone has a crush on him, as a guy myself, he's got me desperately questioning my own sexuality.

:D

girl 1: Omg have you seen Sam?
girl 2: urgh I wanna fuck him on the spot

girl 1: sameee… fucking hell look at his dimples

by falafelsarenice October 16, 2018