(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
To pull off a New Orleans hurricane you will need at least three people. One person will take the head of a friend or colleague and hold it down in the hotel room toilet, also known as a swirly. While said swirly is happening, another friend or colleague will enter this person (usually a male) anally using either a foreign object or more likely their genitalia. This is not considered a pleasant experience for the person receiving the New Orleans Hurricane.
As soon as we got to the hotel, we gave Mikey a New Orleans Hurricane. He did not like it one bit!!!
by Howie Lichtersnatch July 14, 2021
There is a house in New Orleans, it’s called a the rising sun. Its in ruins. It causes sin and misery. It causes you to wear a ball and chain
by Mr.Explaner August 21, 2022
Wow he is Shan Orleans Siddhattha
by pwbfirdaus November 23, 2021
The New Orleans Shine Dome is when your are in the presence of a person with less hair than the average person has on their head for example a receding hair line or just being bald.So when your with them either a light or the sun catches their head and shines in your face which can cause a lot of discomfort.
Person one: Yo that kid over there is giving me a New Orleans Shine Dome.
Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. It’s so annoying!
Person two: Yea the light is catching his head just right. It’s so annoying!
by Englishmajor5697 March 5, 2018
by CSG Spender November 3, 2023
The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
by Bagel aids July 18, 2022