a "nils" is a person who likes to eat dogshit
by Warborg August 31, 2022
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nils?! NIIIIILLLSSS!!!! Get ove here
by ;;3 March 7, 2017
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Hes a stupid annoying dumbass who is vey selfish. Hes a lazy moron who will ditch you and who probobly watches inappropriate stuff in his free time.
Nil - So what are we gonna do
You - Homework
Nil - Okay (watches anime)
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Abbreviation commonly used on facebook marketplace meaning ‘Next in Line’. This is what the potential buyer comments on a post when they want the item that’s being sold. If the seller already has a buyer and they fall through then the person who commented “NIL” will be the next one to purchase.
*ITEM FOR SALE ON FACEBOOK*

Potential buyer comments, “NIL PLEASE”
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Nils is beeing defined by Jack Hanma
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Nils is the biggest backstabber who will replace you and ignore you after you showed them all your love and affection. He tells you that he loves you and then blocks you after a month without any reason. You should never trust a person like him.
He has such a bad personality, he must be a Nils!
by LeonaHatesNils May 9, 2022
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Is the guy on a Party who always shit his pants and eat it.. He doesnt like to eat it but he is so under pressure that he must eat a Little Bit of APFELMUS..
Guy 1: What is that dude doing?
Guy 2: Get him some new pants.. his is nilsing his pants !!
by MimiBer May 20, 2019
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